Not A Damn Cheese.

May 19

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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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How to break up with someone

• You: Your ex is attractive.
• Partner: Which one?
• You: ME.
• You: BYEEEE

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

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paleofuture:

Paleofuture Joins Gizmodo

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popitfadatnigga:

very true.

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