These have been selling a lot recently!

The secret to a successful text post, is to say you do not want notes. Do not want the notes and they will come. 

You ever talk to someone online and you can just HEAR how hard they wear a fedora?

Instead of making Kim Kardashian cry; lets say mean things about that Abercrombie & Fitch douche, because I feel like his pretentious ass deserves it way more than some pregnant lady (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Yesterday at work a little boy was crying, so I was all whats up buddy? and his mother explained that he was crying because he wanted doughnuts and candy, but he could only have one; so I just looked right at him and was like, I know that struggle little guy, the struggle is real. aND HE STOPPED CRYING BUT EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE….?????????????

the tumblr radar is having a really good day today gaddamn

At first I was like, I wish I could photoshop peoples personality also; but then I figured they were fake enough. #boom

So, try to tell me why it’s ok to gay bash again?

I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT HOW ITS KINDA REALLY SOON I GET TO VISIT HIM AND I TYPED [[[SCREAMING]]] BUT THIS MAN POPPED UP. WHO ARE YOU.

Someone just bought one of my mac&cheese pillows :)

Get some

Last night I had a dream that some random man tattooed all the characters from super mario brothers on my ass. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SUBCONCIOUS, WHAT ARE YOU WARNING ME ABOUT.

Everyone I hate is more swaggy than Justin Bieber, pass it on

*they all get murdered by jealous fans*

Someone send me suggestions of what to draw plz

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