The secret to a successful text post, is to say you do not want notes. Do not want the notes and they will come.
Instead of making Kim Kardashian cry; lets say mean things about that Abercrombie & Fitch douche, because I feel like his pretentious ass deserves it way more than some pregnant lady (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Yesterday at work a little boy was crying, so I was all whats up buddy? and his mother explained that he was crying because he wanted doughnuts and candy, but he could only have one; so I just looked right at him and was like, I know that struggle little guy, the struggle is real. aND HE STOPPED CRYING BUT EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE….?????????????
At first I was like, I wish I could photoshop peoples personality also; but then I figured they were fake enough. #boom
I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT HOW ITS KINDA REALLY SOON I GET TO VISIT HIM AND I TYPED [[[SCREAMING]]] BUT THIS MAN POPPED UP. WHO ARE YOU.
Someone just bought one of my mac&cheese pillows :)
Last night I had a dream that some random man tattooed all the characters from super mario brothers on my ass. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SUBCONCIOUS, WHAT ARE YOU WARNING ME ABOUT.
Everyone I hate is more swaggy than Justin Bieber, pass it on
*they all get murdered by jealous fans*